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Don't Worry, Martin Shkreli Has a Plan to Bail Bobby Shmurda Out of Jail
Let's check in on pharma exec Martin Shkreli! That guy probably hasn't done anything that would make people dislike him in a while, right? Ha, just kidding! The Shkrel Man, noted for gouging the price...
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PREMIERE: Hear Baroness Ring "The Iron Bell"
Photo by Jimmy Hubbard The return of Baroness has been one of 2015's biggest rock'n'roll stories. The saga of their journey back to the stage tugs at the heart strings—a band at the top of their game...
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How Our Digital Obsession with Artists Has Created a New Blueprint for Success
This article was originally published on Noisey UK The name “Halsey” didn’t mean much to many people twelve months ago. This time last year, the moniker used by American singer/songwriter Ashley...
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Watch a Brand New Pusha T Song From His Daily Show Performance
Pusha T has made the week of his new release huge. Earlier this week, he dropped the new video for his song "Crutches, Crosses, Caskets" which was a fever dream of strangeness. Last night, he appeared...
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'Star Wars,' as Explained by Someone Who Has Never Seen 'Star Wars'
I am an adult male who has never seen any Star Wars movies. Please, before you throw your garbage at me, let me explain. Well, actually, I don’t have much of an explanation, I’ve just never seen them....
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Watch Missy Elliott and Pharrell Perform “WTF (Where They From)” Live for the...
Unimpeachable queen of rap, Missy Elliott, bossed her way back to the top last month with "WTF (Where They From)" featuring Pharrell—her first release since 2005. Sure, Pharrell's verse might contain...
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50 Times Hip-Hop Was Real
Image by Christopher Classens One thing about hip-hop, man... it's real. It is a thing that exists. Sometimes hip-hop gets extra real, though, like last week when a dude at a Slim Jesus show decided...
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Hong Kong Music Festivals Are Beautiful, so Why Won't Anyone Go to Them?
This article originally appeared on Noisey UK. Most festivals in the United Kingdom take place in a fairly non-descript field. The farmer kicks the cows out by the truck-load, and in come thousands of...
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The Noisey Editors' Best and Worst of 2015: Kim Kelly
That bastard goose bit me mere moments after this photograph was taken I usually go totally overboard on year-end list-making because 1. lists are fun, and 2. before I started working here, I was...
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Drown In Vibrations to Magnet School's "So Long To The Heavens"
Photo via Magnet School Magnet School is a band from Austin, TX that plays progressive, forward thinking shoegaze. "So Long To The Heavens" is a dream, taking the listener into a lake of vibration. In...
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PREMIERE: Abandon Hope and Listen to Fucking Invincible's 'I Hate Myself and...
Photo by Angela Owens If you happen to be craving something fast, mean, and ugly to close out your Tuesday with, allow me to direct you to the bottom half of this post, wherein you'll find the perfect...
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Goon Sax's Video For 'Boyfriend' Features Teen Crushes and Bags of Cheap Wine
In the parlance of Australian suburbia, goon is cheap, boxed wine that comes in a plastic ‘goon’ bag. Even by Australian standards it’s not considered the most sophisticated of beverages. But young...
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Azealia Banks Has Been Charged With Assault After Attacking a Security Guard
Last night Azealia Banks was reportedly arrested after allegedly striking a female security guard outside a nightclub in the meatpacking district in New York. It has been reported that Banks attacked...
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“Pussy, Pussy, Power, Power!” Why Female Pop Anthems About Self-Love...
This article was originally published on Noisey UK Picture this: October 2014. The smoky, narrow, dimly lit, 650-person capacity room at London's Hoxton bar is over-packed with teenagers and...
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Listen to an Exclusive Premiere of a New Ennio Morricone Track from...
There seems to be a hell of a lot of people excited about a film right now, and if it isn't Star Wars then its probably Quentin Tarantino's forthcoming post-Civil War Western, The Hateful Eight....
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Let the Rock'n'Roll Spirit Move You on Lionize's New 'Alpha' EP
Photo courtesy of Lionize In addition to pursuing their sacred mission of single-handedly keeping rock'n'roll alive, Clutch is also amazingly loyal; there's a reason that nearly every time they...
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Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' Just Became the First Album to Go 30 Times...
Move over Adele! Michael Jackson's Thriller, the best album of all time, Jackson's magnum opus with Quincy Jones, has sold a lot of copies: It's sold more than 100 million copies worldwide, and, now,...
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NWA, Deep Purple, Cheap Trick, Chicago, and Steve Miller Are the Rock and...
The results are in, and this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees have just been announced by the esteemed and often hilariously out-of-touch organization. The Class of 2016 will include: Deep...
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Listen to "Anyways," The Starting Line's First Release in Eight Years
Between 1999 and 2007, The Starting Line were pop-punk staples. From their ubiquitous Say Anything-themed video for "Best of Me" to "Bedroom Talk," the go-to sex anthem for awkward nerds everywhere,...
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Martin Shkreli Fan Fiction, Part Two: The Shkrelshank Redemption
This is continued from Part One: A Day in the Life of Martin Shkreli Martin Shkreli sits alone on the cold cement floor of his cell, bouncing a ball against the wall. Bouncing. Bouncing. Bouncing. In...
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