I’m literally done caring about the world until Beyoncé’s album arrives. Seriously, what does Instagram even matter when there are no videos of people (and by people I mean me) mouthing the words of the album in an Ivy Park hoodie? Like, I’m just done with it all until #B6 lands. Whatever, I guess Instagram was good this week or something. Ugh, Beyoncé. Btw if this article posts after #B6 has dropped, then I love the album and it’s legendary.
Any day where there’s an Andre 3000 cameo on Instagram is a great day. But this photo should actually be captioned “How many legends can you fit onto social media at once?”
ZAYN AS DEADPOOL. HEARTS IN EYES EMOJI. IDC IDC IDC. He could be wearing Saran Wrap and I’d be into it. Actually, I’d be way more into it if he were wearing Saran Wrap. Just saying.
Loving how Lola is the next gen style version of her mama. All of the shaved head goals. Hopefully she skips that Cowgirl Madge phase, though. That look did her no favors.
Just a bunch of pals hanging out to remind you that all of your friends suck. I love how they’re all wearing versions of outdated headwear though and give no fucks about it. I wish someone was wearing a Von Dutch hat to make the mission complete.
Jury is still out on Breezy’s conk with a touch of fuckboy fade, though with that leather jacket I want him to play Danny Zuko in yet another adaptation of Grease.
I wear yoga pants and a pithy graphic tee when I fly. Mariah on the other hand…
When you smoke so much that even your jacket catches a contact high. Someone should call the ASPCA because those animals are being tortured.
Very few people can pull off that “might be a giant hoodie, might be a dress” look, but lucky enough for Bebe Rexha, she’s one of those people.
Stop it, Nicki! Just, stop it! How does she slay in casual wear? She’s invented Slaysual. Actually, Beyoncé did in the “7/11” video, but whatever Nicki is running with it.
Alicia Keys is out here bringing #WinterFashionGoals back early. Seriously, this whole look is so fabulous I may try it out this Summer and risk heat exhaustion.
This was a great week for rap legends all together in photos. Can we have more of this?
Blessings to Fetty for rocking that stage like he had no broken bones. Meanwhile, I get one menstrual cramp and skip the gym for three weeks.
I love when Ellie Goulding posts photos with her best friend Hannah. I send them to my best friend Maryum, and say things like “Ussie!” then I check the comments on the photo and there’s like a million random girls tagging their BFFs like “ZOMG THIS IS US!” Can’t be all of us, guys.
So uh, Bieber still thinks this hairdo is a good idea, ay? Even being stripped down to your Calvins won’t stop this from looking like your hair is the real dreadlocks version of a drunk uncle.
Keef is pondering the meaning behind what the fuck he’s smoking. Cool jacket though.
Kathy Iandoli hasn’t slept since #B6 was announced. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.