So check this out, I’m holed up in my room on the East Coast awaiting this massive fucking snow storm while I eat all of the dark chocolate covered Trader Joe’s powerberries I can fit in my fucking mouth. For everyone who lives in the sun and not here in the tundra, this is what we do come storm season. We overeat and hide in XL promotional sweatshirts. Okay, at least that’s what I do. I also scan Instagram and find shit to talk about. Here you go.
Who knew Britney Spears could paint? And in her bra no less. It’s kind of awesomely weird to know that she shits half-naked and paints happy leaves at an IKEA easel while French music plays in the background. Like I’m really fucking struggling to wrap my head around this.
Game rolled through the ‘Gram to scold social media beefers (Oh…Kay…), and it was like UGH but he also posted this photo so it’s fine. Not exactly the #meatprint, but we’ll take it.
I know this is a fake boob, but this was so painful to watch.
When you and your boys get a private jet, but you still think it’s cool to post emo messages on Instagram. #Blessed #JetLife
Hundreds of heads gathered this week for A$AP Yam$ Day, and it was beautiful. No snark here, just all of the feels. Re$t in Peace, Yam$.
Jojo may look like a hot flasher here, but she can pull off a trench coat way better than any of us, so let’s all applaud her.
Shout out to Ellie Goulding wearing a wedding dress for a non-wedding and ruining it for any woman who thinks she will ever look this fierce on her wedding day. That’s fine, I’m wearing yoga pants and J’s that day and my husband will just have to deal.
The photo of Diplo in flip-flops making music is not as cool as the story he tells in the caption of his time in India when he was 20. Pretty deep stuff.
Leeshy and her BFF Erika Rose are a way cuter couple than her and Swizz. I’M JUST SAYIN. Fine, her and Swizz are a cute couple too. Sidebar, Lil B needs to add this to his #GirlTime series.
Alicia Keys Okay, sorry one more off Alicia Keys’ ‘Gram because this kid is adorable.
Is anyone else really impressed that Khaled went from that guy who screams on records to one of the greatest life coaches of our generation? I mean, he made Snapchat a meaningful podium and gave life to one of the most overlooked emojis in the game: the key.
The face you make when it’s snowing outside and all your fuckboy friends in Florida and Cali post iPhone screenshots of their weather apps with 80 degrees as the temperature.
Kathy Iandoli is freezing. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.