The only thing I care about right now is rappers in ugly Christmas sweaters. If you don’t have any of those to share then GTFOH. There aren’t enough on the Instagrams to show you, but check the hashtags because I’m too busy double-fisting Christmas cookies. Heaux heaux heaux.
Game Okay, am I the only person who wants to move in with Game? This holiday setup actually has nothing to do with it.
OMG I’m gonna start crying over the cuteness going on here. Let it be known that this little bundle of joy is the only person allowed to publicly dab going forward, and the only little person who can wear a Santa Dabbin’ shirt.
This caption has me LOLing so hard, but real talk if ANYONE is going to take down ISIL, it’s Chief Keef. I’m being serious too.
Not exactly sure why Gwen is dressed like a mannequin at Frederick’s of Hollywood, but I’m going to look at this photo during Christmas when I think an entire tin of cookies qualify as breakfast.
I want DJ Khaled to follow me around with these inspiration mildly paranoid messages. I’d like him to have his shirt on though. #YouSmart #YouRealSmart #YouAGenius
I really believe that men with tribal tattoos around their navels are actually mermaids, so this Ken Doll ornament speaks to me.
Puff is sending hugs and kisses to everyone…except Cassie.
This is the most efficient Christmas tree in the game. You hang it up, and then on Christmas you beat the shit out of it and throw it out. No mess, no fuss, no storage, and all of the candy. Bun B is a genius.
This is the face I make this time of year when people text me “what’s your address?” because I know they’re gonna send me a fucking holiday card and I didn’t plan on sending them one so now I have to overnight one so I look like I planned it all along.
As if life wasn’t hard enough for women, Drake’s mother has to go and buy all of his lipsticks. In other news, why the fuck does Drake have a lipstick line? Whatever, I’m obviously buying it.
This photo of a young Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake is probably the greatest thing ever posted on Instagram. Well done, Abel. As an aside, which one of you gets to be JT? Travis Scott? Uh no.
I love how people look when they wear glasses when they normally don’t. It’s like this proud look, almost like “Hey! Look at me with poor vision, guys!”
Sidebar… what’s Bieber doing here?
“I don’t know, yo. Sometimes when I sit at the beach of my five star resort, I just think about all of the ways people don’t want me to win. Then I hop in my Ferrari and I speed and get pulled over, and I tell the cop, ‘WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE ME?’” Sorry, that’s my internal monologue, not Bieber’s.
Posting this photo of Selena Gomez in a bikini to even the score.
I don’t know what I’m more jealous of: this pie or the fact that Taylor Swift is friends with Blake Lively.
Kathy Iandoli wishes you a “Happy Whatever Doesn’t Offend You.” Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.